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Welcome to Ugly Christmas Sweater Bingo, where the fashion is questionable, the charity is unquestionable, and the Sisters are festively unhinged. Bring your worst sweater — the one even Goodwill rejected.

Tonight supports:
First, Paws for Love, raising funds for Silver Paws for Love, which provides senior pet medical care, emergency care, and adoption sponsorship. Senior animals deserve comfort, dignity, healthcare, and someone to love their little frosty faces — your support keeps these pets warm, healthy, and adoptable through their golden years.

Our second beneficiary is the Humane Society of Sonoma County, supporting their low-cost spay/neuter clinic. Affordable spay/neuter services reduce suffering, prevent overpopulation, and help keep pets in loving homes. It's the gift that keeps on giving — unlike that sweater.

Dress outrageously festive: tinsel terror, gingerbread nightmare, “I glued lights to myself,” or “Grandma knitted this and I’m scared of her.” Snacks and drinks available for purchase — reindeer not included.

Holiday rules:

• Must be 18+.
• No alcohol in line or the hall.
• Break rules -> you’re out, no refund.
• eTicket required.

Tickets are $30 and include entry for one person plus two bingo card packs, giving you everything you need to jingle your way through all six games. If you're feeling extra festive or simply need more chances to triumph, extra bingo card packs will be available at the door for $5 each.

Doors open at 5:30pm, and all guests must arrive by 6:30pm. Showing up late puts you on the naughty list immediately and does not guarantee you a seat or a refund. Seating is strictly first come, first seated — no saving seats with sweaters, scarves, stockings, or decorative reindeer parts.

Pull Tabs will be on sale from the moment the doors open until the regular games begin. Arrive early if you want prime seating or the best shot at stuffing your pockets with holiday jackpots. Each table seats exactly eight people; nine is not “holly-jolly,” it is a fire code violation.

Refunds are available up to seven days before the event and must be requested through 91����. The Sisters cannot issue refunds, even if your sweater lights up in protest. Online ticket sales end at 9:00am the day of Bingo or when we sell out — whichever comes first. There will be no tickets available at the door, even if you bring cookies.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. By attending, you consent to audio and video recording — meaning your spectacularly hideous sweater may be immortalized forever.